Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Important Questions!

       You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

This is a colon: and this is a semi-colon; - what's a semi-truck?


Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?


Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.


Chicken monkey shoes?


If there's no I in team, why is there me in meat?


When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?


You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?


Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?


What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?


Paper or briefs?


Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?


You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?


For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:


If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?


The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?


Your hand has been replaced by a rubber stamp. What does it say?


The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?


You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?


When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?


When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?


You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?


The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:


That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?


If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?


If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?


What's the earliest you've gotten up to watch cartoons and what did you see?


Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?


Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?


Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:


You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?


Create a tag line for a new line of plastic bed sheets.


Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?


Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?


Try making up the rules to a game where you tie knots in a yo-yo string just to see if you can get them out:


Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?


Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?


Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?


What did you dream when you ate a spider while sleeping?


What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?


Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:


What spells can you cast with magic markers?


How is an ankle unlike a consequence?


If blueberries are purple, then are purpleberries blue?


Quick! It’s your mother’s birthday and you forgot to make her a present. All you have is tooth picks and olive pits. What can you make her?


If there isn’t why in life, than why is there why in wise.


Why is that foot on your ceiling?


What did the fourth piglet, Harry, make his house out of to shelter himself from the Big Bad Wolf? Can you guess?
 

Friday, June 17, 2011

Over reaction to simple things. Does this tittle really fit this post?

       THERE IS A FOOT ON THAT BALOON. WHY IS THE AIR SO TANGY? I ATE DINNER AT SOMETIME YESTERDAY ON THE MOON. IS THAT A CHICKEN IN YOUR HAT?? WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN?!
    
       Ok, if you thought I over reacted for the 200 page veiw mark, THEN THINK AGAIN!?!
I LOVE POOLS IN AN ENVIRONMENT. A WHILE AGO I WAS A SYCO BABY COUNCILER, MY TWO FRIENDS WERE VERY LUMPY, AND MY OTHER FRIEND HAD A UNIBROW AND A MOLE, ACCOMPANIED BY HAIRY LEGS!!
 
      SNIiiiffF the SLURPEE... COCONUT JUICE!! LEMONADE DOGGIE BAGS.
DONT JUDGE ME!!
    
I DONT LIKE YOUR ADITUDE! STOP LAUGHING AT ORANGES! WHY ARE YOU SMILING?!?
 
  DOES THIS ONION RING COMPLIMENT MY SPOON?

WHY DO YOU FEAR FOR MY SANITY??

       No, I have no explanation for sudden outbursts like that. Don't hold it against me, I'm sure the babies need a SANE?! counciler. DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!

      Anywho, changing the topic.

I have had many blogging topics that I have seemed to not blog about, including my many, confusing and entertaining trips to Nicole's house. There we make movies, play character roles, swim, run aimlessly somewhere then for get what we are doing, have PANIC ATTACKS (Lol NICOLE) , any other....
Adventures!
...?
Does that fit the blank?
Who knows, who cares.

NOT ME!

       NO! REINE! Don't leave for camp!! TAKE ME WITH YOUUUU!!! I don't want to be lonely!! I am four days in to summer vacation, AND I AM BORED SENSELESS. What do you do at camp? Swim? Campfire? Roast? Activities?

 CAMP?

   Where can I get a good hot dog around here??! I'm gonna try to be less of a fattie over the summer.

BUT TEMPTATIONS ARE JUST TOO MUCH!!!

     You know whats great? JUST GREAT??! The day you get back from camp, Reine, is when I am already gone for CONNETICUT. (Voice dripping sarcasm)

       NEVER!!!!!1


OK, sorry, fellow readers, for spewing thingies into your brains.
I am going to go play a mindless game until I have something  better to do.

AU'REVOIR!!!

Friday, June 10, 2011

Conflicting Emotions

       Don't get me wrong, I love the freedom of summer, and I love the activities you get to do during it. Just, I am partially sad that school ends on monday, both because I will miss alot of my friends that I don't keep in touch with, and I havn't gotten HIM to sign my yearbook yet!!

ITS A NECESSITY!

       I was about to get him to sign it at the end of art on thursday, but before him I asked a guy named Blake, and he took a fricking HOUR to sign his name. I was even late to my last class because I had to stand there for three minutes while he finished up. My heart died as HE walked past me and out of the art room to go to 7th period without me asking him to sign it. I didn't see him today, on friday, so I am hoping he will be here on mondya, the last day of school, so he can sign it. I f he isn't I'd be CRUSHED.

DEAD INSIDES.

       Anyway, the main problem about the summer is the HEAT. I can't stand the heat, and there is no kitchen for me to get out of! ( If you didn't get that, don't worry about it) I don't get cold easily, I was born in early september, and it is easier to get warmer, by putting on layers, than it is to get cooler, by finding a fan or stripping layers.

COMPLICATIONS!!

       Ok, no more to blog for me right now, Au'revoir and goodnight.

Here is to all those 'Frenchies'

       Bonjour, chers lecteurs, ce poste est spécifiquement créé pour tous ceux qui ont un intérêt s'efforce d'apprendre le français, comme moi. Beaucoup, et je veux dire BEAUCOUP, vous sera très probablement confus et accédez à Google Translate, mais autrement, vous êtes tous une bande de flibbertigibbets confondre! Google va probablement se traduire ce message en place vis d'aucune façon à vous tous qui peut comprendre cela, c'est probablement pêle-mêle de toute façon.

J'ai l'intention de blogging fréquemment pendant l'été. Je vais avoir beaucoup de jonques à écrire sur l'époque, et je serai loin de leurs amis, alors ce blog leur permet de le savoir. Ceci est un message bref, principalement parce qu'il est
11:20, mais aussi parce que je suis fatigué. Adieu. Au revoir.